Today We're Gonna Give it 35%!

Student Journalist
Political Science/Economics double major,
Seinfeld fanatic
Libertarian Socialist
Eggheaded Absent Minded Student

Come take a walk on the mild side kiddo!
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When I visit people in other cities and they warn me about the traffic, I always laugh it off. 

In LA, I set aside an hour to go twenty miles during rush hour. the best purchase I made all year was for a new car radio, and I had to shell out extra money for a better data plan because I’ve started watching Parks and Rec in my car. 

I was in Arizona a couple months ago and my cousin warned me of Phoenix traffic. I told him to come by the East LA interchange sometime. 




oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage


Can someone explain this to me? My city doesn’t have a Chipotle.

It’s a sneeze guard he’s reaching behind. It’s probably the most obnoxious thing you can do when those things are designed to keep your germy body away from the food. 

Buzzfeed list idea: 15 Things Only Suspects in the Murder of Joseph J. Ramirez Will Understand

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Finally, a dril tweet that speaks to me!

Finally, a dril tweet that speaks to me!

(via prayforoptimists)


i’m uneasy

(via yanni-knights-united)

  • eric andre: do you think maggie thatcher had girl power?
  • mel b: yes, of course
  • eric andre: do you think she effectively utilized girl power by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in northern ireland


*in class* why do we need to know this
*in drivers ed* why do we need to know this
*reading prices at stores* why do we need to need to know this
*kim kardashian article on yahoo home page* why do we need to know this
*looking at electoral ballot* why do we need to know this
*reads protein powder nutritional information* its imperative to know how many scoops of powder I must obtain for maximum output of body mass in as little time as possible

(via thespacegoat)





Fucking quality post right here

I swear to God this shit made me fucking cry I laughed so hard LMAOOOOO

to the skeleton courtesy phone please

Idk why I find this funny……..BUT I DO!

(via reflectedgod)

Sunday reading

Man, I’m on OKCupid right now and this cute mixed girl messaged me. So I look through her questions from the personality profile and when asked “Would you strongly prefer to go out with someone of your own skin color” she marked “Yes”

What the hell? Your ass wouldn’t even be here if your parents thought like that. 

Seen in the back of a February 1976 issue of Reason magazine.